My friend wants to be a vigilante in new york. What should i tell him, or how should i make fun of him?
My 16 year old virgin friend wants to fight crime in new york. He lives in Nebraska. He goes home after school and eats chicken and plays video games. PLEASE GIVE ME SOME REASONS WHY THAT’S THE DUMBEST IDEA EVER TO FIGHT CRIME WHEN HE CAN’T EVEN TAKE A SHOWER.
Make him strip down to his underwear and take him out in the freezing snow or rain (either will do) and train him like a dog. Make him climb trees. Jump form house to house. Shoot lazers from his eyes and other irelevent places. Make him think he can walk through walls. Then when he crashes into the wall and passes out, carry him to the other side and wake him up saying he went right through it. Then Crush his dreams later by saying that virgin can never be a vigilante in NEW YORK!
The Game – New York
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